When Dining in a Parisian Home.....

1. Never arrive early. Never arrrive on time. Arrive late.

2. Never ask for the recipe. These are treasures that have been perfected for years. Get your own show-dishes.

3. Do not talk while eating. Enjoy the meal. Nod and smile.

4. Do talk for three or four hours after eating. Be enthusiastic. Be controversial. That's why you were invited.

5. Do not leave until the orange juice is served.